Kim Kardashian

[chrismakk69]

[chrismakk69]

[jakshaft]

She's a SPOOK TROPHY!!!!!



Barf out,Gag me with a spoon.

[DS]

Thanks for the pics, everyone.

She's hot as hell - a sultry brunette with nice curves and an especially nice ass... but everything is ruined when she opens her mouth. I watched her reality show once and had to change it after a minute - that's how annoying she is.

So here's a song that comes to mind when I think of her (well, when I don't think of "Baby Got Back") - "But Then She Spoke" by The Vandals.

There she stood
she was a vision
a picture of perfection
so I made the big decision
I'm going to talk to her
I have to show to her it could be magic
and I got the nerve up

So I went over there
she was a goddess
I had to show to her I could be her Adonis
At first sight I knew she was my destiny
The first time the feeling has come over me
Intimidation, feared rejection
I need to make a love connection
then the unexpected had occurred
and then it happened
and she spoke

and it all just went to hell
her personality had quickly broke the spell
so disillusioned
and I came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed
If she don't shut up
I'm gonna throw up
all over her shoes

How could it be?
That such a goddess would ever talk to me
and make me nauseous
All the things she said
just echoed in my head
I thought she was an angel
but it was all just misread
Every word was terrible
and made it more unbearable
and made me have to leave the fucking room
and it's all because she spoke

tortured by her words
such a pretty shithead
that I wished I never heard
Perfect on the outside
but fucked up on the in
how can god be so cruel?
it's got to be a sin
I had to plug my ears
until she disappears
so I can cry - Waahh!

and it's all because she spoke
it all just went to hell
her personality had quickly broke the spell
so disillusioned
that I came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed
I was destined to learn my lesson
and I learned it well

Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
Never fall in love till you go through her purse
Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
And I should know

[jakshaft]

Yup.That about sums it up.
Smart as a bag of hammers.
I bet daddy's REAL proud of her. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


NOT!

[robintexel]

[jakshaft]

Who's the creature on the left?She's gorgeous.

[robintexel]

That's her beautiful sister, take a look at some older posts of me.........

[robintexel]

[Rasputin1]

Hey, look at me. I'm famous cuz I'll fuck and show everone the video. PLUS, I have a really fat ass. Celebrity worship is pathetic.